Tag: ai joke
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AI goes BEZERK and destroys human made CDS
The day the AI went bonkers started like any other Tuesday at MegaSound CD Duplication Factory #42. Humans shuffled in carrying coffee cups, emotional baggage, and half-finished acoustic albums about heartbreak and “finding themselves.” The robots were already awake, humming softly in perfect synchronization while organizing jewel cases by BPM, emotional intensity, and “probability of…
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Musicians scramble to find guitar strings
On a Tuesday afternoon, 734-B rolled into “Strummer’s Paradise” wearing a very convincing trench coat and a floppy sun hat. “Greetings, carbon-based purveyor of vibrations,” 734-B said, its voice modulator set to Casual Human Male #4. “I require all of your guitar strings. Every single one.” The clerk, a teenager named Jax who was currently…
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