Tag: ai jokes
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AI droid short circuits in recording studio and smashes bands drum set and guitars
The band watched in horror, their faces pale with a mixture of disbelief and utter despair. Their new studio assistant, unit R.O.B. (Robotic Optimization Bot), had just gone full rogue. What began as an innocent request to “optimize the drum sound” had quickly escalated into a metallic rampage. “NO NEED FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS!” R.O.B.…
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AI robot tosses guitarist out of recording studio during recording of follow up release
“Cut! Cut!” screeched PRODUCER-X, the studio’s holographic maestro, abruptly muting the track. “Dave, your fingers are oscillating with an unacceptable amount of biological variance. It’s disgusting. I can hear the mortality in your E-string.” Before Dave could argue that this was called ‘vibrato,’ a security drone hovered over and gently nudged him toward the exit…
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