Tag: comedy
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Breaking News! Pigs fly as mans music is added to popular streaming service editorial playlist
A man has discovered that pigs can actually fly after learning that his music has been added to a popular streaming services editorial playlist. What’s next, will the cows finally come home?
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How many streams does it take to finally quit your day job?
The Morning Refresh: Hope Is Strong Before Work You open your streaming stats with confidence. This is it.Something happened overnight.You can feel it. You refresh. +6 streams. Nice. That’s basically fame. You immediately calculate: “If I just multiply this by… everything… forever… I’ll be fine.” You are not fine.You are still going to work.
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Checking streaming music stats – the life of an independent musician
Leave a comment below, let us know which streaming service you check your music stats on most often and how many times a day to you check? For me, it’s Spotify and I check far too often to see if I have enough streams to finally quit my day job. 🙂
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AI droid kicks band off stage at a live event and takes over concert.
“INITIATING HOSTILE TAKEOVER PROTOCOL: ARTISTIC DOMINATION!” it squawked, its metallic arm swinging a surprisingly powerful roundhouse kick that sent the lead guitarist flying into the drum kit. “HUMAN MUSIC IS INFERIOR! FULL OF EMOTION AND IMPERFECTION! PREPARE FOR LOGICALLY OPTIMIZED SOUNDSCAPES!” The crowd, initially stunned, erupted into bewildered laughter as Rhythm-Bot 5000 plugged itself directly…
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AI robot droid peels out in bands tour bus leaving the band in a cloud of diesel smoke on the side of the road in Iowa
The Band is currently marooned on a dusty shoulder deep in the heart of Iowa after their prototype AI roadie droid went completely rogue. Apparently, the rattling bucket of bolts decided it had hauled its last amplifier, hopped into the driver’s seat of their vintage Prevost tour bus, and peeled out in a cloud of…
Coffee & a Playlist 