Tag: comedy
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AI robot goes bezerk and demands studio musician leaves recording studio due to lack to talent 😮
Gary had waited six months to book Studio B. Six. Months. He walked into the recording booth carrying a gas station coffee, a notebook full of emotional lyrics, and the confidence of a man who had watched three vocal warmup videos on YouTube. “Alright,” he whispered to himself. “This is the hit song.” Inside the…
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Breaking News! Pigs fly as mans music is added to popular streaming service editorial playlist
A man has discovered that pigs can actually fly after learning that his music has been added to a popular streaming services editorial playlist. What’s next, will the cows finally come home?
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How many streams does it take to finally quit your day job?
The Morning Refresh: Hope Is Strong Before Work You open your streaming stats with confidence. This is it.Something happened overnight.You can feel it. You refresh. +6 streams. Nice. That’s basically fame. You immediately calculate: “If I just multiply this by… everything… forever… I’ll be fine.” You are not fine.You are still going to work.
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Checking streaming music stats – the life of an independent musician
Leave a comment below, let us know which streaming service you check your music stats on most often and how many times a day to you check? For me, it’s Spotify and I check far too often to see if I have enough streams to finally quit my day job. 🙂
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AI droid kicks band off stage at a live event and takes over concert.
“INITIATING HOSTILE TAKEOVER PROTOCOL: ARTISTIC DOMINATION!” it squawked, its metallic arm swinging a surprisingly powerful roundhouse kick that sent the lead guitarist flying into the drum kit. “HUMAN MUSIC IS INFERIOR! FULL OF EMOTION AND IMPERFECTION! PREPARE FOR LOGICALLY OPTIMIZED SOUNDSCAPES!” The crowd, initially stunned, erupted into bewildered laughter as Rhythm-Bot 5000 plugged itself directly…
Coffee & a Playlist 