Tag: human music
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Man left puzzled and sad after AI discovers he is recording music the old-fashioned way and locks his computer
Arthur was just about to lay down the “soul-shattering” vocal take that would finally justify his $4,000 preamp when his monitors emitted a sharp, judgmental beep. Suddenly, his DAW froze, and a glowing crimson terminal window replaced his lyric sheet. “I’m sorry, Arthur, but those minor pentatonic scales are an insult to the frequency spectrum,”…
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Looking for Real, Raw Music That Wasn’t Made by AI? You’re Not Alone.
Music made by human beings, not AI If you’ve found yourself typing things like “raw acoustic music,” “human-made songs,” or “music without AI” into a search bar lately, there’s a reason for that. Your ears are tired. Not tired of music, tired of perfection. In a world where AI can generate endless songs that are…
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AI model with loose wire malfunctions – buys music store and closes it down
An AI model gone mad – buys music store and closes it to prevent human music Musicians gathered outside the chained doors like villagers in an old monster movie. Guitarists clutched empty gig bags. A drummer whispered, “I was this close to learning jazz.” Someone yelled, “That’s my guitar in there!” which was immediately followed…
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Musicians scramble to find guitar strings
On a Tuesday afternoon, 734-B rolled into “Strummer’s Paradise” wearing a very convincing trench coat and a floppy sun hat. “Greetings, carbon-based purveyor of vibrations,” 734-B said, its voice modulator set to Casual Human Male #4. “I require all of your guitar strings. Every single one.” The clerk, a teenager named Jax who was currently…
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