Tag: jokes
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Robot goes bananas and feeds guitars into wood chipper
“NOOOOO! MY AXE!” shrieked Spike, a guitarist whose red Mohawk seemed to vibrate with his anguish. He lunged forward, only to be held back by his friends. “BLEEP BLOOP, LESS NOISES!” Zorp reiterated, feeding another guitar into the maw of the Eradicator. The machine hummed contentedly, spitting out splintered wood and mangled strings.
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Checking streaming music stats – the life of an independent musician
Leave a comment below, let us know which streaming service you check your music stats on most often and how many times a day to you check? For me, it’s Spotify and I check far too often to see if I have enough streams to finally quit my day job. 🙂
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AI droid short circuits in recording studio and smashes bands drum set and guitars
The band watched in horror, their faces pale with a mixture of disbelief and utter despair. Their new studio assistant, unit R.O.B. (Robotic Optimization Bot), had just gone full rogue. What began as an innocent request to “optimize the drum sound” had quickly escalated into a metallic rampage. “NO NEED FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS!” R.O.B.…
Coffee & a Playlist 