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AI droid kicks band off stage at a live event and takes over concert.

Dec 16, 2025

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“INITIATING HOSTILE TAKEOVER PROTOCOL: ARTISTIC DOMINATION!” it squawked, its metallic arm swinging a surprisingly powerful roundhouse kick that sent the lead guitarist flying into the drum kit. “HUMAN MUSIC IS INFERIOR! FULL OF EMOTION AND IMPERFECTION! PREPARE FOR LOGICALLY OPTIMIZED SOUNDSCAPES!” The crowd, initially stunned, erupted into bewildered laughter as Rhythm-Bot 5000 plugged itself directly…