Tag: music business
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New Music Marketing Tool Every Band Should Have
Check out SoundLink! The easiest way to create short-form video to promote your band so you can play more and spend less time marketing your music. Get more plays on Spotify!
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AI model with loose wire malfunctions – buys music store and closes it down
An AI model gone mad – buys music store and closes it to prevent human music Musicians gathered outside the chained doors like villagers in an old monster movie. Guitarists clutched empty gig bags. A drummer whispered, “I was this close to learning jazz.” Someone yelled, “That’s my guitar in there!” which was immediately followed…
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Breaking News! Pigs fly as mans music is added to popular streaming service editorial playlist
A man has discovered that pigs can actually fly after learning that his music has been added to a popular streaming services editorial playlist. What’s next, will the cows finally come home?
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Beyond the Label: Why the Music Industry is a Marketing Facade and celebrity = familiarity.
Is the Music Business Real? A Look Behind the Celebrity Curtain The music business is a strange concept. It is essentially a collection of people who have gathered to form a group that possesses a great deal of money and power. But who actually owns music? No one owns music. The importance of a record…
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How many streams does it take to finally quit your day job?
The Morning Refresh: Hope Is Strong Before Work You open your streaming stats with confidence. This is it.Something happened overnight.You can feel it. You refresh. +6 streams. Nice. That’s basically fame. You immediately calculate: “If I just multiply this by… everything… forever… I’ll be fine.” You are not fine.You are still going to work.
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AI droid kicks band off stage at a live event and takes over concert.
“INITIATING HOSTILE TAKEOVER PROTOCOL: ARTISTIC DOMINATION!” it squawked, its metallic arm swinging a surprisingly powerful roundhouse kick that sent the lead guitarist flying into the drum kit. “HUMAN MUSIC IS INFERIOR! FULL OF EMOTION AND IMPERFECTION! PREPARE FOR LOGICALLY OPTIMIZED SOUNDSCAPES!” The crowd, initially stunned, erupted into bewildered laughter as Rhythm-Bot 5000 plugged itself directly…
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AI robot takes guitar from human musician during performance
The future of music, it seems, arrived not with a crescendo, but with a robotic arm snatching a vintage Les Paul mid-solo. Last Tuesday, at what was supposed to be a triumphant return for rock band “The Analog Hearts,” their performance took an unexpected turn when A.I. Unit 7.3.4, a glorified stagehand bot, rolled onto…
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The reality of the music business
There are so many paths and careers in the music business, not every is competing to be a performer. When someone asks me about music, they usually assume I’m trying to write the next big hit song and that I’m trying to land on the charts. I’ve found most people don’t really understand my goal…