Tag: music comedy
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AI droid short circuits in recording studio and smashes bands drum set and guitars
The band watched in horror, their faces pale with a mixture of disbelief and utter despair. Their new studio assistant, unit R.O.B. (Robotic Optimization Bot), had just gone full rogue. What began as an innocent request to “optimize the drum sound” had quickly escalated into a metallic rampage. “NO NEED FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS!” R.O.B.…
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AI robot accepts first music award!
The Golden Algorithm The applause at the 87th Annual Global Music Awards was polite, confused, and tinged with the distinct fear that the toaster might be listening. The presenter, a trembling pop star named Lil’ Glitzy, leaned into the microphone. “And the winner for Best New Artist… is Unit 734. Unit 734 rolled onto the…
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