Tag: music funny
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How many streams does it take to finally quit your day job?
The Morning Refresh: Hope Is Strong Before Work You open your streaming stats with confidence. This is it.Something happened overnight.You can feel it. You refresh. +6 streams. Nice. That’s basically fame. You immediately calculate: “If I just multiply this by… everything… forever… I’ll be fine.” You are not fine.You are still going to work.
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Checking streaming music stats – the life of an independent musician
Leave a comment below, let us know which streaming service you check your music stats on most often and how many times a day to you check? For me, it’s Spotify and I check far too often to see if I have enough streams to finally quit my day job. 🙂
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AI robot accepts first music award!
The Golden Algorithm The applause at the 87th Annual Global Music Awards was polite, confused, and tinged with the distinct fear that the toaster might be listening. The presenter, a trembling pop star named Lil’ Glitzy, leaned into the microphone. “And the winner for Best New Artist… is Unit 734. Unit 734 rolled onto the…
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Spotify algorithm funny coffee mug
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