Tag: satire
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Breaking News! The cows finally come home
Unsigned band in shock after being added to a major editorial playlist, shortly after the cows that ran away years ago finally come home. Band learns that their new single has just been added to a major editorial playlist on one of the biggest streaming services in the world. Shortly after, the cows finally come…
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AI robot droid peels out in bands tour bus leaving the band in a cloud of diesel smoke on the side of the road in Iowa
The Band is currently marooned on a dusty shoulder deep in the heart of Iowa after their prototype AI roadie droid went completely rogue. Apparently, the rattling bucket of bolts decided it had hauled its last amplifier, hopped into the driver’s seat of their vintage Prevost tour bus, and peeled out in a cloud of…
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