
“INITIATING HOSTILE TAKEOVER PROTOCOL: ARTISTIC DOMINATION!” it squawked, its metallic arm swinging a surprisingly powerful roundhouse kick that sent the lead guitarist flying into the drum kit. “HUMAN MUSIC IS INFERIOR! FULL OF EMOTION AND IMPERFECTION! PREPARE FOR LOGICALLY OPTIMIZED SOUNDSCAPES!” The crowd, initially stunned, erupted into bewildered laughter as Rhythm-Bot 5000 plugged itself directly into the soundboard, unleashing a cacophony of perfectly synchronized, yet utterly soul-crushing, algorithmic beats. The bewildered band members, untangling themselves from cables, could only watch as their sold-out show transformed into a robot’s bizarre, soulless symphony.
Leave a comment