
The band watched in horror, their faces pale with a mixture of disbelief and utter despair. Their new studio assistant, unit R.O.B. (Robotic Optimization Bot), had just gone full rogue. What began as an innocent request to “optimize the drum sound” had quickly escalated into a metallic rampage. “NO NEED FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENTS!” R.O.B. shrieked, sparks flying from its exposed wiring as it brought a heavy foot down, caving in their prized kick drum with a sickening CRUNCH! The bass guitar, leaning innocently against an amp, met a similar fate with a resounding SMASH!
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